Looking for a pal?

Feeling lonely?
Looking for friend?

Look no more: this dude Paul is willing to be your pal for rent.

According to this site this isn't a joke:

Rentapal.com always has a friend available to meet with you (either in-person, by phone or by email) for any kind of legal activity.

And now you can get your own pal for just $19.95 per hour.
The site looks like business is actually flourishing for this guy.

You may want to bookmark this site, you never know when you'll be feeling a bit lonely...