Fart-D

Do you suffer from (god forbid) flatulence?

Oohhh, he said the f-word.
According to Flat-D's site: "This product will eliminate your flatulence odor problem as soon as you start using it.".

Heh heh, farting :o)

"Now you can go out in public without fear of embarrassment due to the odor of excessive intestinal gas"

Now get this: it's a pad that fits inside your underwear!
Check out the picture on the site.

Technology rules!