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  July 31, 2004
Subservient Chicken
   

Do you have the need to control somebody?

If so then you're in luck: introducing the Subservient Chicken.

Just type in whatever you want the chicken to do and miraculously the chicken will do it!

No, don't think that there's any sophisticated artificial intelligence involved, there's just a long list of commands that the chicken "understands".

You can even see a list of all the commands that are supported (including links to their different videos).

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  July 30, 2004
Celeb Statues
   

For those who don't know, Worth1000.com is a site that display people's images that have been manipulated using PhotoShop.
Usually the pictures there are displayed according to themes.

The theme that I just ran into is the celebrity statues theme.

People have submitted different PhotoShopped images that turn celebrity pictures into statues of the celebs.

There are some very good results there (and a few crappy ones)

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  July 29, 2004
TeleTone
   

TeleTone is small application for PalmOS devices (that have enhanced sound, like the Sony Clie models and the Tungsten-T).

What TeleTone does is let you dial numbers from you Palm phonebook by playing the phone number's touch tones on the Palm's speaker.
So all you have to do in order to dial a phone number from your Palm is select the number, click on the TeleTone application, and put your phone's microphone near your Palm's speaker.
All this through the amazing, new technology of touch tone dialing.

I'm surprised that this type of application doesn't come built in in every handheld PDA.

Anyway, it's free and can come in quite helpful (it saves you from needing to manually dial the numbers from your Palm into your phone).

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  July 28, 2004
Mini Opera
   

Swinburne University of Technology's center for micro-photonics have constructed a model of the Sydney Opera House that is about half the diameter of a human hair!
Check out that link, it has a photo of the model (taken with an electron microscope).

To the human eye the model appears as an almost imperceptible dot and it's more than a million times smaller than the real Sydney structure.

It's absolutely amazing the humans can construct something so small with such detail.

Who said size doesn't matter?

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  July 27, 2004
Star Trek Apartment
   

Are you looking for a new apartment?
If so you're in luck, cuz some dude is selling his Star Trek apartment on eBay.

This thing is stock full of LCARS, Ops units, voice activated lighting, back-lit panelling, various lighting effects, Transporter Pads, and a full scale Transporter Control Console with built in sound effects (whatever all those mean).

Check out the pictures of the place over on eBay and this site has some more pictures of it.

Talk about being a devoted fan!

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  July 26, 2004
Asking For It...
   

Do you think this guy is asking for it?

Remember what I always say kids: safety first!

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  July 25, 2004
iPod Designs
   

Now that Apple has announced the new iPod design (ok it isn't really that new just a bit different), here's an article about different future iPod designs that were created by iPod fans.

Check out this site to see some pictures of the various iPod designs that the fans created (and are filled with new features that the fans want to see).

There are quite a few designs there ranging from video iPods (that Steve Jobs commented about by saying: "We don't see a market for people that want to watch video on these portable devices "), round iPods, sphere iPods, PDA iPods, an iPod shaped like the Apple logo, a watch iPod...(there are 250 designs there).

The design's quality is generally very good.

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  July 24, 2004
Earth Watch
   

Check out this rotating earth watch.

It's a wrist watch with a small rotating Earth that makes a full rotation once every 24 hours.
There is a small time zone indicator for the hour, it's 100m water resistant, and comes with a 10 year Lithium battery.

Oh yea, it can be yours for just $500!

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  July 23, 2004
Google Translation
   

Try this:
  1. Click here: http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
  2. In the translate text box write: "my mom is nice and cool"
  3. Choose "English to Spanish" and press translate
  4. Copy the answer (the translated text) again to the translate text box
  5. Choose "Spanish to English" and press translate
Nice ah?

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  July 22, 2004
Police Academy
   

guymal.com is not a news site but here's a bit of news that I just couldn't skip: there's another Police Academy movie in the works!

The next Police Academy movie (number 8 in the series) will come out at least 10 years after the previous movie, "Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow", that came out in 1994.

The first Police Academy movie came out 20(!) years ago, in 1984.

Really makes you feel old, doesn't it?

According to IMDB, this movie should come out in 2006 and many of the original actors are going to be in it (G.W. Bailey, Leslie Easterbrook, George Gaynes, Steve Guttenberg, Lance Kinsey, Matt McCoy, Marion Ramsey, Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow).

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  July 21, 2004
Original Google
   

Check out the original Google setup.

This site has pictures and explanations about the hardware that Google originally used.
There are even pictures of a homemade disk box that they made out of Legos!

Quite amazing that the Google monster used to fit all on one desk.

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  July 20, 2004
2000 Uses 4 WD40
   

Here are 2000 uses for WD40.

Count 'em, 2000!

Naturally most of the uses are for cleaning and lubricating but there are some interesting ones there like "Use full cans for bookends", "Shines outdoor sculptures", and "Removes powder residue and metal fouling from gun barrels".

If you ever have any spare cans of WD40 (or find a great WD40 sale) then I'm sure this site will help find out what you can do with the amazing spray.

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  July 19, 2004
Mirror Phone
   

You know how those cellphone companies are always adding new features to cell phones to make them more attractive (like cameras, radios, video games...)?

Here's one new feature that may interest some of you out there: a cellphone with a built in vanity mirror!

This phone is made by Motorola and is targeted for the youth market.
The phone also draws youth appeal with pre-loaded and downloadable Java(TM)-enabled games; polyphonic and voice ring tones; voice activated dialing, wireless Web access and text messaging.

We already saw the killer cellphone for the killer in you, now we have the mirror phone for cleaning up after the killing.

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  July 18, 2004
IDEA Awards
   

Check out these winners of the 2004 Industrial Design Excellence Award (IDEA).

There are some very cool designs there where the clear winner is Apple.

Just by browsing over the different winners you can see that Apple is clearly the company with the most awards and they also seem to inspire many other designs (there are quite a few iMac inspired winners there).

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  July 17, 2004
Spamwars
   

It's been a while since I posted a game here so here's one: Spamwars.

In this small online flash game you need to shoot down the spam and viruses that the spammer is sending you, before they can reach you.

It sort of reminds me of the classic 80's video game Bartender (but that just may be my twisted mind ;-).

BTW: I made it to level 26 and got 23,000 points.

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  July 16, 2004
GTA San Andreas interview
   

For all you GTA fans: there's a great interview with Rockstar creative VP Dan Houser about the improvements of the upcoming new version of the Grand Theft Auto franchise.
The game is only coming out in October 2004 but has already been called the "biggest selling video game of its generation"!

Dan Houser talks about the cool improvements that they've come up with in San Andreas which is five times the size of Vice City.

In the new GTA version you'll be able to swim, get out of cars in water, if you have a stupid haircut people will say "You look stupid", the game will be much more personalized, you'll be able to drive in the countryside, characters will be much smarter, better time-of-day action and shadowing....

The only problem that they have is that they've already filled up a full DVD (obviously, with the huge city and all those improvements) so they're going to have a dual layer DVD.

Let's hope that it doesn't come on 10 DVDs that you have to swap every minute (actually that could be kinda cool, a 10 DVD game...)

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Tickle Your Mind
   

Here's a fun brainteaser test that you can take in your spare time.

There are 30 multiple choice questions and at the end you can see an analysis of your score.

BTW: you'll need to sign up the first time you try to take one of their tests but they have lots of fun quizzes there (including an IQ test) and they save your scores, so it's worth the (free) signup.

I won't tell you my score on the brainteaser exam ;-)

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  July 15, 2004
New Site Design
   

Well, if you haven't noticed yet: there's a new design for guymal.com :o)

I worked quite a bit on this design, not only to make it look good but also to make it easy for me to add new pages to the site and to apply the new design to old pages.

Currently there are about 5 different old designs spread out over the site (!!) but I hope to slowly migrate all the old designs to the new one (see if you can find the all the different old designs before I get rid of them....).

I'd be really grateful to hear what you have to say about the new design so what you think about it.
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  July 14, 2004
Math Tricks
   

I guess posting about math tricks makes me a real geek but here goes anyway:
Fantastic Math Tricks is a site that teaches you several math tricks that let you easily learn how to multiply up to 20x20 in your head, how to multiply by 9, and do other calculations in your head.

Pretty cool tricks (if you're into that sort of stuff).

Quick, how much is 14 times 17...?
After you learn the trick it's really quite easy: 238!

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  July 13, 2004